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old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

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beesmygod:

did you know you can review tsa checkpoints on yelp for some reason

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mintsyrup:

ok why does this look better than marvel movies with $100m budgets

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dankmemeuniversity:

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mercurybulsara:

leftboobnojutsu:

Rami Malek seems like the type of person who would pull out a rock from his pocket and hand it to you and be like ‘here’s a cool rock I thought you’d like it’ and then walk away

I can literally hear him saying this

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moonisneveralone:

henryclervals:

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

This is really the post I was looking for

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trevenant:

Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

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vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

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beheeyem:

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